Goose is immune to psychic damage and speaks Infernal and Abyssal. Goose is also Evasive, meaning that a Dexterity saving throw to take half damage now means the goose can take half damage at most, and no damage if it makes the roll. My favorite is the Honk attack, which forces a saving throw against Wisdom for all creatures within 120 feet. Redditor Otaku-sama conceived The Nameless Goose as, naturally, “the subject of a wild goose chase,” and gave it some formidably exasperating stats and attributes. … Those who say they have witnessed the creature themselves claimed that it had nothing but hatred in its eyes.” The Nameless Goose bullies the town into a frightened silence. The Nameless Goose is “a fiend that terrorized an entire village single-handedly. Dungeon masters! Does your adventuring party have someone who checks for secret doors in every bleeping room they enter? Have we got the wandering monster for you! Sic the goose from Untitled Goose Game on ’em! Courtesy of a Dungeons & Dragons subreddit, here’s an NPC character sheet for “The Nameless Goose.”
